My daughter lost her second tooth yesterday. It was not even remotely close to the drama we had with the first tooth in fact I didn't even know it was loose. She lost the tooth on her dad's watch but apparently she was inspired by her friend who just rips her loose teeth out. Daughter wedged a toothpick between her tooth and gum
This is a post talking about female parts so all you guys out there can go visit Crotchety Old Man to read about his Brazilian wax job and how he is terrorizing the young nurses. Be sure to contribute to his couch fund. I figure if Dani can talk about her boobs all the time I can talk about the tubal I had yesterday. I
It finally happened, after months and months of agony, the tooth finally let go and fell out. I'm so proud, I feel as if my daughter just graduated from medical school or passed the bar. I still can't believe it actually happened. I was beginning to think the tooth had regrown roots and was forever going to be part of her. It all happened so
After many people sent me links to blankets and fabric and looking online for two hours I could not find the right fabric. Daughter and I went to the fabric store and she picked out two different patterns for her new blankie. She picked out elephants with a blue background and babies in pastels on a white background. She chose dark red and dark blue
"Are redheads better in bed?" That is just one of the many redheaded themed questions people ask to find me on Google. I've never addressed the question before but since so many people are wondering I will answer it for you. Yes. We rock in bed. Never, ever, underestimate the power of novelty. Blonds are usually not really blonds so are a bit shy about
Upon realization that the government does not yet have a monopoly on all forms of transportation the white house did what could only be called the most logical thing to do, they declared a Swine Flu pandemic which is spread through close human to human contact that can only result when people are in close, airtight quarters such as those found on airplanes, subways, trains
No, not President Obama's first 100 days. It's been 100 days of the tooth. The tooth has still not fallen out. When it was first noticed that the tooth was loose it was exciting. We talked of the Tooth Fairy and money under the pillow. We talked about growing up. Which is, I think, were we lost her. The girl does not want to grow
"I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks, I do believe in spooks" -Cowardly Lion I'm not a religious person but for some reason I have had many ghost sightings in my life. Most of them occurred when I was a child but they were so vivid they have stayed with me all these many many years. I have had episodes of ESP
A while back I mentioned that my daughter had a loose tooth. Her first loose tooth. I was somewhat emotional about the idea that my baby was growing up. Getting her real teeth was just a reminder to me that they don't stay young forever and I needed to enjoy what little time I had with her while she was young (before she
I was saddened to hear yesterday that Natasha Richardson had had an accident while skiing and was reportedly injured so badly that she was in fact brain dead and would soon be removed from life support. I had just watched The Parent Trap with my daughter this past Sunday afternoon. The remake with Natasha Richardson and Lindsey Lohan before she became a lesbian, drug addict
