About Me
MOM | BLOGGER | WRITER | SMARTASS
I am fiercely loyal, protective and loving. I can also be a helluva bitch. Apparently I scare the shit out of my children’s friends. I’m okay with that. I use apostrophes incorrectly and have stopped worrying about it. I make a mean Bloody Mary and an even better Tater Tot Hot Dish.
I make my own wine, Kombucha and am pretty skilled at pickling things. When the dead start walking, I’m going to be okay. I believe Q-Tips are heaven sent and much better than sliced bread.
I’m a story teller. It’s so much easier to make a point through story than it is through argument. I’m not trying to change anyone’s opinion, but feel free to try to change mine. Discussion is always welcome.
I’ve experienced a lot of shit in my lifetime, but growing out my bangs was one of the most challenging things ever. I can recite all the dialog to Grease. I am most comfortable between 67°F and 69°F, preferably with low humidity, too bad I live in Minnesota.
THE BLOG
WHAT I’M RANTING ABOUT TODAY
I Can’t Write 1700 Words a Day
I don't know what I was thinking when I pledged to write 1700 words every day during November. I was coming off my Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop and really thought
What’s the End Game?
There was no Red Wave, let alone a Red Tsunami. Maybe a red trickle, but it's still too early to count. Looks like the Republicans will have a slight majority
Two Birds, One Toyota Rav4
This last week I killed not one, but two birds with my brand new Rav4. Ok, it's not actually brand new, I bought it last year, but it didn't have
1700 Words – Day 1
I've tried this before, and I'm pretty sure I petered out after a week or less, but I'm going to try again to write every day for the month of
Shaun Cassidy at Hoyt Sherman Place June 17th, 2022
Last month an old friend and I made a 4 hour trek through nothing but cornfields to see our preteen crush - Shaun Cassidy - perform at the Hoyt Sherman
The Batman Review
First off, this review is not for die hard comic book fans, DC Comic movie fans, or even Marvel movie fans. This The Batman review is for regular people who
Why Work With Me
WEBDESIGN • BLOGGING • SOCIAL MEDIA
In addition to all those things above, I am also a web designer, professional blogger and social media extraordinaire. If you need a website, I can help create just what you envision. Need a little help marketing your small business? I got your back, Jack. Want to learn how to make a living doing all of this right from the comfort of your home? I can help with that too.
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Recent Work
WEBDESIGN | BLOGGING | SOCIAL MEDIA
“That’s been one of my mantras — focus and simplicity. Simple can be harder than complex; you have to work hard to get your thinking clean to make it simple.”
“I think if you do something and it turns out pretty good, then you should go do something else wonderful, not dwell on it for too long. Just figure out what’s next.”
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