As promised, here are the dead things. These are just some of the things the cat leaves for me each morning. Thankfully she didn't decapitate them like she normally does. When she does that she leaves the eyeballs on the back door welcome mat. I don't know what she does with the heads. I think these might be moles but I'm not really sure. I
Image by animm via Flickr For the last week my neighbors have been lighting off fireworks. Not a ton but enough to scare the shit out of my dog making him hide under my desk. Stanley is a beast of a dog even if he has very short, stubby legs. He takes up a lot of room and there are a lot of cables and
I hate my cat. I am not a cat person, apologies to all of you who are but I have a cat for one reason only. To kill the bugs and little rodents around my house. Actually I don't have mice in my house anymore unless the damn cat brings one in but when we lived at our other house she was a veritable mouse
My daughter has been begging me to post about her beloved Stanley. Stanley is a Bassador which is a mix of Basset Hound and Labrador Retriever. There are actually websites devoted to this kind of dog. Stanley, who I usually refer to as the dumb dog, came from the Humane Society. We adopted him shortly after ex #2 left taking the even dumber dog with
I registered my five year old for kindergarten on Friday. When we were finished with the process the person who performed the intake gave my daughter a backpack filled with school supplies and other trinkets. My daughter was very pleased with her new backpack. In this backpack was a pair of safety scissors. Blunt tip but still sharp. I have talked with my daughter many
Since I started working outside of the house again I have found that the little rental dog has regressed to pooping upstairs while I am away. When she came to our house from my parents she was not fully trained and had also suffered numerous losses and changes to her routine. I cut her some slack but there were times when I really thought I
My dogs are stupid, I think I have mentioned that a few times. They are both lovable and cute but seriously lacking in intelligence. They also bark. In our old house we were on the corner lot. This gave the dogs plenty of opportunity to bark and everyone walking by. I had a neighbor who did not like to hear the dogs bark. I don't
Redhead Ranting is the rantings of a frazzled, twice divorced mother of two who freelances and cares for two stupid dogs while writing her memoir against incredible and unbelievable odds (but will make a wonderful book one day).
