Dear God, Please help me get through this holiday season without losing it. And by 'losing it' I mean abandoning my vehicle on I-94 in the middle of rush hour traffic and yelling at anyone who will listen as I scream "the holidays suck". I'm trying to be positive about the holiday season but they started earlier this year and already I am wiped out
Image by blmurch via Flickr Valentine's Day is just around the corner which means if you are a typical guy you haven't even begun to think about what to get for that special lady. Have no fear, I am here to help you. You've probably seen a lot of TV commercials for the perfect gift, one that is sure to get you laid,
So last month I signed up to participate in Margaret's (Nannygoatsinpanties) White Elephant Gift Exchange because it sounded like a great idea at the time. I know better now. I have not received my White Elephant Gift yet. I'm feeling a little sorry for myself about that but I really don't have reason to because I just sent out the gift I was supposed to
When I was a kid* I would ask my parents what they wanted for Christmas and without fail they always told me they wanted the hardest thing to get them. My father would always say "I just want you to be good" and my mother would say "anything". Both answers sucked. At the time the easiest one of those gifts to give would
It was our first Christmas as a married couple. Ex#1 and I had only been married for a couple of months when we celebrated our first holiday as husband and wife. To be truthful our marriage was already strained. My father had been diagnosed with lymphoma on our wedding day and I had been escorting him to chemotherapy several times a week and taking care
My water heater just died as well. At least the plumber is on the way.