My aunt forwarded an invitation on to me from her daughter in law. Her daughter, my second cousin or first cousin once removed I’m never sure, is going to be performing in the school play. They have chosen to perform the musical Fame. My cousin in law’s daughter is playing the role of Hillary. She reminds all of us who Hillary was in the movie with this description:

She has the role of Hillary, the uber-rich prima donna ballerina that sleeps with the gang-banger, gets pregnant and has an abortion. Oye. Luckily, they’ve modified the original movie script to be middle school appropriate.

How does one modify the script to be middle school appropriate?