My sex toy party is tomorrow night and due to all the illness we’ve had here in the last few weeks I sorta forgot about the whole thing.
I need ideas for food. I am serving appetizers only and people are bringing wine but I need ideas for appetizers. I was thinking along the lines of little weinies and other phallic shaped foods. The problem is I can’t really think of any food that remind me of penises so I need your ideas for finger food.
Please no celery, after reading this post from Mooog I just don’t think I could stomach it.
The best idea will win a door prize from the sex toy party. I don’t know what it is but most likely a vibrator, dildo, motion lotion, titty cream(I have no idea why anyone would want that), edible underpants or vibrating underpants. Batteries will be included.
Use your imagination and be creative.
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Oh, gross. Not you, celery. I read that post too. Yeah, celery is out.
Well, of course carrots, those mini hot dogs or smoky links (you could maybe do something funny with regular-size hot dogs and mini-size?)
mozzarella sticks with matching roundish deep-fried mushrooms, string cheese with matching cherry tomatoes, zucchini sticks with matching cherry tomatoes . . . these are boring . . . I’ll try to think of something more creative.
.-= JD at I Do Things´s last blog ..Ay, Loca! I Do Cosas So Usted Don’t Have To =-.
Here you go (no, I don’t need a vibrator, thanks):
1) Uncircumsized midgets (pigs in a blanket)
2) Cock au vin
3) Titty Fuck-cakes (cupcakes that look like boobs (cherry nipple) then covered with icing)
Wow. I should start a catering company.
JD, I think I will have to use some tooth picks to hold these kibbles and bits together. I like them, they are very creative, keep ’em coming.
Moooog, actually I like the cupcake ideas and they would be easy to make. Do you have a recipe for #2? As for prizes they have a man-version of a vibrator…use your imagination…could make a great post…
I have to be careful HOW I say this b/c of where I am:
Purchase vienna sausages and Pillsbury crescent rolls. Wrap crescent roll around vienna sausage and shape ACCORDINGLY, including brains and baggage. Imagine biting into one ha ha!
Take something like a cheese stick, white or green asparagus, hearts of palm or cream cheese molded to be long. Wrap a piece of deli ham around your choice of the foods listed. You can even slip something in the top like an almond, piece of pickled cauliflower, grape or olive.
Bacon wrapped sausages (protection!)
Peel bananas and mold them by hand into the “shape.” Dip in melted chocolate. Grapes or rasberries can be used below.
Swedish meatballs, preshaped of course.
Twinkies with mini muffins on the bottom, attached with toothpicks.
Beef Rouladen (but don’t cut after cooking it. My mom used to make this and add gingersnaps to the gravy.. YUM)
Oh Oh and how about gingerbread cookies or spritz/sugar cookies that you cut out in the “shape you want,” with m & m’s below! (peanut kind of course)
A bowl of peanut m & m’s and pretzle sticks mixed together.
I think you should make dildo shaped sugar cookies… I haven’t read anyone elses comments so that may already have been suggested they could even be decorated with sugar the same sort of sugar you use on hot cross buns so that it looks like they have dried sperm on them… That’s as good as I can get…
This goat is out of her league….
It’s a shame we didn’t think of things sooner. I could have made soaps
Do I have a recipe for cupcakes?
Hold on..let me check…
Nope. I still have testicles…this means I’m still a guy.
Recipe. What’s wrong with you?
Instead of using toothpicks, you could go extra large on the appetizers and use BBQ skewers. 😉
Depending on how creative/how much money you want to spend, you can make penis shaped home made chicken nuggets – flatten the chicken out, cut it into penis shapes, then cover it in cornstarch and fry….
.-= Storm´s last blog ..Hot Topic Clearance Deals =-.
It’s been so long since I have been lucky enough to see a real live penis I don’t know if I can remember what they are shaped like.
Condom canapes consisting of fila dough wrapped around Blue Ball Cheeseheads and deep-fried until they ooze a little.
Pickled mountain oysters are a favorite back home with a brown bag of balled peanuts.
I vote for titty-fuckcakes!
Most “toy stores” have breast and/or penis shaped pasta. The penis pasta, with a light white (alfredo) sauce… or the breast shaped pasta with flavored oil (reminescent of above mentioned titty cream)…
What about cocktail weiners. I buy the cheese filled cocktail weiners and pour a bottle of BBQ sauce over them and let them simmer in the crock pot.
Ummm…i’m waiting for a recap and possible pictures please.
I really wish that I can attend a sex toy party for a good pleasure party experience.Hmm I can say that the best kind of food to be serve in that party are cupcakes with hole that have wet substance inside.