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You know that old saying “There are no stupid questions only stupid answers/people”? Well I am here to tell you there are stupid questions, a lot of them. Presumably the are asked on Google by stupid people and inevitably they end up on my blog.
Do redheads make good parents?
I get why they are here, I’m a redhead and I write a lot about parenting, but really, WTF?
Are redheads the product of incest?
Just eww.
Do redhead vaginas really have teeth?
I have written about vaginas but never did I mention the teeth.
What color should I paint my house?
Red
How old am I?
This came from the post I wrote when I realized I had aged myself a whole year. So, maybe it isn’t such a stupid question after all.
Where are my teeth?
I talked about my daughter losing her teeth, a lot, in fact way more than I should, but I imagine this came from some poor old lady who had left her teeth on the lunch tray at Taco Bell.
Can a dad bring his son to get his ears pierced?
Nope. Only moms can bring daughters to get their ears pierced, sons have to do it in the locker room. My daughter has had her ears pierced, let them close and then pierced again.
So you see, there are stupid questions. The internet might be filled with knowledge but most people are still doing really stupid things with it.
Are these real Google questions? Is the world really full of such unbelievable stupidity?
These are the questions people ask Google and then Google sends them to my blog. I’m not really sure what Google thinks of me.
What was that Gump saying…stupid is as stupid does…more like stupid is asking before you think…oh, yeah. They don’t have a freakin’ brain!
Very clever post, my friend. But I would expect nothing less from a redhead. 😉
I just showed this to my red headed boss lady. She laughed so hard, she really liked the red headed children a product of incest question.
Do redheads know everything?
Sometimes I wonder what you humans are about. You should just me. I am a wise goat and I know all. And if I don’t know I will butt you
Do these questions only apply to real redheads (like yourself) or all redheads?
You’re lucky. I always wanted to be the Go-To Redhead. Imagine all the dumb questions there would be for a blonde?…no, better not.
Vaginas and teeth? Does that mean they want to know about red heads and snapping… uh. Um. Never mind.
“Do redhead vaginas really have teeth?” WTF? OMG.
So, do they?
Actually, these sounded more like blond questions than redhead questions…
Am I the only one who doesn;t ask Google questions? I just type key words. Never questions. Am I doing it wrong? Maybe I should ask it that. Still wondering about the teeth/vagina thing… but I would NEVER ask, lol.
Excellent post, Jen! It’s hard to find a favorite question but I think I have to go with “Are redheads the product of incest?”
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