I was asked to write a guest post about the top ten things men do that drive women crazy. I came up with the standard ones, leaving the toilet seat up, farting, hands down their pants, that kind of thing, but I couldn’t come up with ten and my post went horribly in the wrong direction. The post was rejected and I was given a different topic to write about.
Since I do not live with a man anymore, at least not at present( and the 17 year old boy doesn’t count because I am raising him not to do those things, though he does anyway), I wasn’t able to come up with any more than those three or four. And they all seemed really petty to me now, though they did drive me crazy then.
But I wonder what things men and women do that drive each other bonkers.
Here is the original post:
There have been a million articles written about the things men do that irritate their women. We all know that leaving the toilet seat up, clipping their nails anywhere but the bathroom, spending the weekend on the couch with their hands down their pants and performing Dutch Ovens are things that drive women mad. Which is probably why men do these things.
Let’s face it, men, specifically married men, have gotten a bad rap in the last decade or so. They are usually portrayed as big dumb oafs on sitcoms and television commercials. They stumble through life not knowing what to do. Thankfully they have their smart wife to steer them through life’s challenges.
I’m not going to perpetuate that myth. I love men. I do. And my track record of two marriages and two subsequent divorces proves it. At present I have been single just long enough to appreciate all the great things about men.
Now that I am single I have to kill all the icky things myself. If a toilet gets backed up I have to plunge it out. My last ex husband was a phenomenal cook, I ate well when I was married. So what that he couldn’t put a dish in the dishwasher to save his life, I had a three course meal prepared for me every day we were together.
If something needed repairing my guy could do it. Sure I had to nag all the time but isn’t that what he wanted me to do?
Even though I am divorced I haven’t lost the ability to look and act pathetic when something goes wrong. I can convey that ineptness over the phone and my ex husband will come over and fix just about anything. As long as I have cold beer in the fridge.
Not too long ago I was given a glimpse of what a great guy my ex husband really is. I was having surgery and he offered to hang out at the hospital and wait to see that I was okay. He took the day off of work, drove me to the hospital, waited for hours while they prepped and performed the surgery and then waited in recovery with me while I came off all the drugs they used to put me under. He didn’t even bring a video camera to capture all the bizarre things I was saying.
It gave me great comfort to know that someone was out there waiting for me, that someone cared enough about me to take a day off of work and watch game shows while I had surgery on my girlie parts. He wasn’t obligated to do any of that. When he stopped at the drugstore on the way home to pick up the necessary feminine protection products and purchased them himself, I was reminded of what a great guy he really is.
We women forget that about our men. We complain to our girlfriends that all they do is hang out in the garage, go fishing with their friends, never spend enough time with us, never stroke our egos enough and all those other top ten things they do to irritate the hell out of us. When they do the little things like buying tampons or plunging out that backed up toilet we often take it for granted.
I’d take nail clippings and Dutch Ovens any day.
I like that post. Writers have to write their own truths. It always goes horribly awry when you try to write something you don’t believe in. So screw ’em. You got a nice piece for your own blog.
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And….how is that “horribly wrong”? It’s a good post. Unless there were guidelines you had to follow or something…
1. never replacing the empty toilet paper roll holder.
2. not stopping to ask for directions when we are obviously lost.
3. letting their eyes linger a little too long on a passing woman.
4. dropping their dirty clothes on the floor, which is 3 feet from the basket!!
5. using three times the amount of dishes needed, which I have to wash.
6. snoring. Nuff said.
7. having to be sedated with a blow dart to go to the doctor.
8. never doing things on the honey-do list
9. waking me up in the middle of the night so I will turn over because he isn’t comfortable???!
10. asking if it’s that time of the month when I’m cranky.
😀
.-= Redheaded Stepchild´s last blog ..Monday Mingle =-.
The original post should have been used!! and used again… Very well written and for once I am glad I’m not the only woman who thinks that way..
What is “performing Dutch Ovens”?
.-= Lola´s last blog ..Sunday Stealing =-.
Thank you Lola…
I think it was an excellent post. I guess they were looking for a bashing kind of post and you didn’t erm, perform.
.-= Pricilla´s last blog ..Goatucation: What Exactly IS the Maaaaa of Pricilla =-.
I’ve got a really great guy, so I just can’t complain about those little things. They just aren’t important in the big scheme of things. Excellent post.
Have a terrific day. 🙂
.-= Comedy Plus´s last blog ..Awww…Mondays #56 =-.
I am proud to say that I have never performed a “Dutch Oven” on anyone.
The men and women bashing jokes have been overdone, and I’m glad that you did “sell out”, Jen.
.-= Paul´s last blog ..Running Away From Home =-.
Love this post and am 100% with you. My husband ROCKS. Does he do a few annoying things? Yes but probably not as many annoying things as I do. I’m incredibly thankful for him. He gets angry watching all the shows portray the “dumb guy” stereotype and I can’t blame him. Do some guys suck? Hell yeah! Do all? Hell NO!
.-= Holly´s last blog ..My Disappearing Act =-.
The fact that my wife uses every damn drop of hot water in the house to take one shower, drives me F-ing nuts. I was taking a crap yesterday after her shower and condensation drops were falling from the ceiling onto my head as I strained to achieve my goal. Not inspiring…
.-= Jrodius´s last blog ..The Sophomore Album Theory =-.
What a lovely post (and that ex was so kind to you). Ivrealize that all the crazy silly stuff my hubby does that drives me crazy is so worth it for all the wonderful things he does each day. Thank you for that reminder!
.-= SuziCate´s last blog ..Pinkies From Heaven =-.
Kudos on your article. It was so well written and refreshing from the typical bash a man stuff that I’m sure they were looking for.
My husband and I have been married 23 years. The secret? I don’t know about him, but I choose to look beyond the clothes on the floor, the basic sensitivities he seems to lack, (most men, not their fault. It’s in the wiring.), and all of the other petty crap. I choose to look at his kindness, the fact that he tries to give me the world every day, the way he cracks open my crab legs and takes the meat out for me without even asking, and the fact that he’s a gourmet cook who not once has ever expected me to make a meal for him.
Life is blissfully sweet around here, raised toilet seat lids and all.
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The truth wins out! I guess you could have made up some stuff if you really wanted to.
I must say that I have a fabulous husband. He is very thoughful and supportive. There are a couple of little annoyances but nothing substantial. I’m a very lucky woman and I know it.
.-= Buggys´s last blog ..Always Be Prepared =-.
That’s a good post. I guess they were looking for you to bash all men. Not all men are like that. OMG! I’ve been without one too long! LOL
.-= AmyLK´s last blog ..Polar Bear Plunge 2010 =-.
This just reminds me that for every thing he does that drives me nuts, there are at least three other things that make up for it.
.-= Jenera´s last blog ..Notes From The Road =-.
My husband is not only the best material I could ask for but The Best period. And I am extremely lucky.
Did I mention that the material is a cool bonus?
Dutch Oven is when a guy (because women just don’t this) farts under the covers and then makes you smell it by covering your head with the blankets.
On that note I have to say that Ex#2 never did that to me. He was not a fart in front of a woman, let alone any one kind of guy. Ex#1 did it all the time.
I was asked to write a specific post with guidelines. They liked this post, a lot, it just wasn’t what they needed or were expecting. It wouldn’t have worked on their site.
Mrsblogalot: Are you talking about his “lunch box” or does he provide great blog material?
I was ready to laugh and agree with you about all the irritating things men do, but you know I started to think of all the wonderful things as I got towards the end of the post. You’re right of course. I could complain about the way my husband likes to spit all the time (ew) and never pick up his dirty clothes, even if it’s half an inch from the hamper. I could complain that he never fills the dishwasher and of course leaves the toilet seat up (which of course he’ll just say just put it down it’s not that hard). lol But then I think of the time that was really sick and how I caught him watching me as I slept. Or the time when I had biopsy surgery and the doctor took him into a separate room to update him on me and my husband was absolutely POSITIVE that I was dead. Yeah, they have their faults and so do we but it is very nice to be reminded of the positives once in awhile. 🙂
.-= Sandi´s last blog ..I Passed, Spring Break and the Hubbies Birthday =-.
My husband is useless…so really, having him around is like being single.
.-= Lee the Hot flash queen´s last blog ..Men Vs. Women =-.
My ex took off to take me to surgery, and he takes days each year to drive the kids to college, pick them up. Just like he used to when they went to camp. I can’t be married to him, but he’s a good guy.
.-= Maureen@IslandRoar´s last blog ..Let There Be Light =-.
This is much better than what I’d expect from the guideline you’ve given. It sounds like your Ex is a pretty good bloke and it seems to me he’d do the kind of things for you he does because you are big enough to realise he is a pretty good bloke.
Redhead Stepchild’s number 4 makes me insane
“dropping their dirty clothes on the floor, which is 3 feet from the basket!!”
God! 2 feet, 1 foot, beside, behind and the worst on top!
Ahhhhh! I could go on and on and I hate that but there are very real, issues behind our closed doors and I think that sometimes the little things are a way to vent about bigger frustrations – in a very safe way.
.-= Robyn´s last blog ..7 Things about Australian Currency =-.
I think that was a WONDERFULLY written article, and if it wasn’t I would TOTALLY tell you the truth.
I think it’s lovely your ex was there to help you through surgery. You’re lucky to be on such amicable terms with each other.
.-= meleah rebeccah´s last blog ..Doing Things Differently™ – My Week In Review [Part Six] =-.
Jen, what’s performing a dutch oven? This is a great post! What did they want? Man bashing? Fug ’em!
.-= Linda Medrano´s last blog ..Stalking Richard Banks =-.
Dutch Oven Performer would be dead IN MY BED.
.-= Linda Medrano´s last blog ..Stalking Richard Banks =-.
Hubby noticed I was at the grocery today and asked me to stop by the hardware store next door to pick up lumber. He didn’t know what width, length, or anything.
It was a ten minute texting drill of epic proportions. Next time, I’m sending him to get it himself, but then he’ll call me and ask a million questions anyway, so it’s probably just easier to do it myself.
.-= The Mother´s last blog ..History is Written by the Victor (or the Idiots) =-.
Turnabout is fair play!
If a man trusts you enough to buy lumber, and actually thinks you can do something as difficult as that, you have a keeper.
I wasn’t allowed around the tools, which is just how I wanted it. He didn’t take away my butter knives however so I could still fix anything if I had to.
Laundry has never been a problem. If he couldn’t get it in the hamper then it didn’t get washed. Even the toilet seat was never a problem. I don’t know why we ever got divorced.
heh, i wish the human would leave the toilet seat up.
sometimes i get so thirsty…
.-= Nooter´s last blog ..Q&A About Your Dog III =-.
I’ve noticed that this whole “things men do that annoy women” is a pretty consistent theme in the blogosphere.
I generally find most of it pretty cliched and whiny. LOL 😉
.-= Jay´s last blog ..Spring Break Sucks … =-.
Jen, you got it exactly right – you’ve been out of a relationship long enough to start forgetting all that irritating stuff. Either that or you just need to get laid. (it’s amazing how sweet an ex can seem)
.-= Sheila Sultani´s last blog ..I Dreamt I Was A Good Mom (then my kids teacher let me know the truth) =-.
I’m thinking Redheaded Stepchild is a pen name for my wife! 🙂
Seriously though, I think your post was much more original than a Top 10 list would have been. Too bad it didn’t meet their guidelines. Oh well, their loss!
I thought your post was great, but it inspired me to “Steal” and pull an old draft out that has all the things that woman do that make men cringe. Like asking us to take them shopping at the 2 minute warning of a tie game. Or waiting all day until the start of the Super Bowl, then informing you they want to rearrange the bedroom furniture NOW!
But rest assured, as you noted about Ex # 2, we do love you all, and sometimes it kills us!
.-= Chris Casey´s last blog ..White people working at Dunkin Donuts? Time to be politically incorrect! =-.
i think it’s great that you didn’t follow up with the original men-hating blog.
men, just like women, have irritating behaviors. no one is perfect.
so nice of your ex to be by your side like that!
Gee… WOW! I wish my wife could read this. lol
I guess it’s not really a gender issue. Sometimes, we just forget how to value our partners and it’s probably due to a variety of factors.
This is a great post, Jen. Why on Earth would someone reject this?
.-= Ryhen | Mind Power´s last blog ..Psionic Power: Knowledge Of The Past And Future =-.
i think it’s great that you didn’t follow up with the original men-hating blog.
men, just like women, have irritating behaviors. no one is perfect.
so nice of your ex to be by your side like that!
.-= love2eatinpa´s last blog ..Intuitive Eating Author Evelyn Tribole =-.
I thought that was great! Anyone can come up with a list. Heck, that’s how I skate by all the time. It takes some talent to actually write something like this.
PS I’m not going to get started on the worth or worthlessness of my husband because I’m Karma’s big fat bitch.
.-= Tracie´s last blog ..I Couldn’t Teach A Dog To Bark =-.
Your ex was fabulous taking care of you like that!!! You know, there are lots of things women complain about in their men… but think about us WOMEN.. SHEESH! “you have to know what I am thinking at every moment.” “I will bring up things you did ten years ago.” “Don’t touch me a week before my period. OR ELSE” We women are crazy… so I think we should give the guys a bit of a break. And buying tampons for you? That would be one awesome man!
.-= Katherine´s last blog ..Guaranteed to Bring Down a Teenage Boy in Seconds Flat =-.
Loving a dutch oven is proof that you love him, its a secret test men do 😉
Jen, this was a fantastic post. So often, we under-appreciate our mates…like taking the little things for granted. That’s why, when I get in a little funk in my relationship, I like to make pro and con lists. It helps keep things in perspective:)
.-= Christine´s last blog ..Do Chocolate lambs count? =-.
Have you that computer geek yet? Could you use one right about now?
.-= Buggys´s last blog ..The Graveyard =-.
Should say “Have you met that computer geek yet? Sheesh!
.-= Buggys´s last blog ..The Graveyard =-.
I don’t see why it was rejected, I thought it was real good and honest.
My hubby is such a great guy, but he has some issues..like..
not taking his laundry to the hamper and
Bringing home junk he doesn’t need, he is such a pack rat!
.-= Heather´s last blog ..Long Lost Brother =-.
I like how you turned it around. I would think they would want you to be original and come up with something like you did.
People just want the same old stuff!
I think the biggest complaint I hear is that we(Guys) don’t listen enough. We try to give advice, or try to fix the problem, instead of just listening.
.-= One of The Guys´s last blog ..Am I being played? =-.
Genius! Let’s hear it for men! Sure, they bug but we do too. I love this post. I’m gonna get my hubby in here right now to read it.
.-= Lori´s last blog ..Reality Bites: Math Homework =-.
10 things I hate about you poem. I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair!
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