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I was going to write my annual Bitch About The Cold post but that has been done before and really nothing has changed. Except, I made it 14 more days before I started bitching publicly this year.
Before we get into today’s rant let me just say that I have always been and will remain on Team Jen. I have an ex husband who cheated, and then lied about the cheating so I know what it’s like to in Jen’s shoes with regard to Brad and that bitch Angie. As far as I am concerned Jen will forever get a pass from me because of the crap she endured from someone who professed to love her.
However after reading that Jen never liked her Rachel Haircut I have to say I am a little shocked. Not that she didn’t like the haircut, it was kinda ugly in hindsight and it made her look chubby, but that she is going public with the announcement. I know she has a movie coming out and she needs to stir up some kind of controversy and as far as I know no one has dumped her recently and she isn’t pregnant nor has she gone to Malawi to adopt a starving child so really what is left but to bite the hand that fed her $1 million per episode?
She does say some nice things about George Clooney which is nice since he is best friends with her ex husband and we all know they tend to get lumped together sometimes.
Jen needs to do something to get a little attention. It isn’t enough that she looks fabulous at 40 plus years of age. It isn’t enough that even though she hasn’t made a decent movie in years she is still one of the highest paid actresses around. She needs to stand out amongst women who are adopting babies by the litter and women who are taking anorexia to a whole new level of chic. If Jen started wearing leg warmers again clothing sales in the leg warmer industry would sky rocket.
She has rode the dating machine to death so maybe it’s time Jen got married again or got herself knocked up. I’m not sure who she could date since she has dated every man in Hollywood but maybe she should find some farmer in Idaho or something and make him a star.
How did this get so off track? I really was talking about hair, it was not my intention to give Jen advice to boost her popularity or promote her new movie which I won’t bother seeing until it’s on basic cable.
The Hair.
Jen has great hair, she could cut it with a pair of nail clippers and start a trend. People have been wearing their hair straight like hers for the past decade and honestly I am tired of that. Let the curls flow Jen, we know you have them, let them free.
And maybe button up that shirt, most of us don’t look like you.
I didn’t recognize her in that photo. What does that say?
It says that she needs a new haircut. Maybe the Rachel?
As I don’t follow the movie world, or even know the actress, I have little to say, but I thought I’d leave you a comment anyway – just so you would feel loved 🙂
Thank you Babs, it worked, I do feel loved. I’m surprised you haven’t heard of her. Friends did an episode in London, when Ross was marrying that British chick. I think the show had jumped the shark by then. In fact, I think it is a rule that when you do the show in the UK you have to officially end the series within a year.
Here is a hint: She was married to Brad Pitt. You have heard of him, right?
Mo and I have never followed the news on movie stars, or any other kind of stars really. Except in the day when movie stars were real movie stars maybe. But I have heard of Brad Pitt – and few others 😉 I’m glad you feel loved.
I agree with Pricilla, I didn’t recognize her either. Nothing to make hundreds of people feel dumb like saying you hated a haircut that they copied.
Hopefully most of those people who got the haircut have grown up and become their own person and are no longer getting hair cuts based on some actress. In all likelihood they are still wearing the same style, like I have for the last 22 years.
Hopefully most of those people who got the haircut have grown up and become their own person and are no longer getting hair cuts based on some actress. In all likelihood they are still wearing the same style, like I have for the last 22 years.
Talk about hiding in plain sight! Shit, can I try that? How do I morph into someone no one would recognize AND look good doing it?
Point on the hair: I’m with letting your hair be what it is, but since I have naturally curly, unruly, mostly-frizzy-in-summer hair, I will straighten it now and again. But I still look the same…
Ponytail holders are our friends. Braids help too.
I wish I looked half as good as Jen.
Ponytail holders are our friends. Braids help too.
I wish I looked half as good as Jen.
I hate that hair, if that’s the new do. I love my curly hair, the older I get the curlier it is, by the time I’m 70 I should have a full on afro. I’ve found that the best product I can use is the cheapest gell I can possibly find. I learned it from a girl that works upstairs in my building she admits she has hair like top ramen. Mine’s not quite there yet.
Kinky Curly. It’s not cheap but it is awesome I wrote a post about it a year or so ago, and it smells wonderful, like one of those drinks with umbrellas in them.
Mine is getting curlier with age too, and with each birth of my children. Trying to straighten it takes hours and I can’t understand why anyone would do that, except for Jen who has people. I don’t have people. If I want my hair straightened I have to do it myself and I usually get bored after a while so it is straight on the side of my face but all poofy in the back, kinda like Russel Brand. How Katy Perry can put up with that mess of do I will never understand.
My hair gets really confused if I straighten it, doesn’t know what to do for a few days even after I wash it. It just gets frizzy then eventually the curl comes back. Strange thing is, it brunhilda’s while I sleep it gets all straight and wirey
You are referring to the Bugs Bunny character with the hair pins that go flying every time she laughs, right? Mine gets like that too which is why I have to at least get my hair wet every fucking day so I can start all over again to try and look okay. Otherwise I have to go with the pony tail and while that might seem to solve the problem I have the whole messed up bangs thing going on which means curling iron or blow dryer to try to tame them. Bald guys don’t know how lucky they are and how much extra time they get in their lifetime because of it. Brittney was on to something.
That’s exactly the one, thanks for knowing. I get all cowlicky so keep my bangs long I cut a side bang and I wear them parted on the side like “The Donald” only they don’t look like a wig.
I keep mine long too for the same reason and then they reach a certain
length and they become unmanageable and since I can’t just shave
a millimeter off them I cut them so they are too short and have to wait
until the hit the right length again which only lasts for about a week. It’s
crazy now that I type it out.
I think you are on the right track with the farmer in Idaho …I’ll even go with an Accountant in Arizona…just something else right?
Poor girl can’t even shave her head like Britney did because it’s already been done. I say she goes gay.
Now there’s a pot stirer!
I should have been a publicist.
She can’t do that because Angie has already done it. God, it really does suck to be Jen.
I like the gay idea. Or maybe start a rumor that she used to be a man! She kinda looks like it in the face, after all.
That picture is a little odd. It makes her nose look funny. I think Jamie Lynn Curtis has the “used to be a man” thing locked up. She should donate a kidney, that would be a hard one for Angie to compete with.
but with the kidney donation, comes the kidney scar, and you know all the cosmetic surgery in the world won’t fix an ugly nephrectomy scar. and I’m sure she isn’t about to have that.
That picture is a little odd. It makes her nose look funny. I think Jamie Lynn Curtis has the “used to be a man” thing locked up. She should donate a kidney, that would be a hard one for Angie to compete with.
I don’t like her. I don’t like Brad either. I like Angie. She’s rotten to the core, but damn! That is one hot bad girl.
She is rotten to the core and yet they keep letting her adopt kids so she can do all kinds of rotten things to them like make them eat broccoli and travel to France for half the year. I’m so glad she wasn’t my mother.
I have always been and will remain on Team Jen too! I adore her! I love her girl next door charm, her fabulous hair, her amazing body, and the fact that when everything went down with Brad & Angelina, she handled herself with so much class and dignity.
PS: Her friendship with Chelsea Handler is stirring up some publicity and even a little controversy.
Tell us more about this relationship with Chelsea, might there be some
lesbian goings on? That would certainly boost her movie numbers. Still,
Angie has already done the lesbian thing so Jen would just look like a
wannabe lesbian.
Oh Chelsea & Jennifer have been accused of all kinds of things – mostly because they are often in Cabo San Lucas Mexico at the same time.
And by the way, I seriously didn’t recognize Jennifer in that photo. I don’t think I like the bangs on her. I think this haircut kind of makes her nose look too bulbous. Yes?
HELL YES!!!
Thanks Madge! I feel better knowing Im not the only one who see’s that!
Welcome, that was actually the first thing I noticed. I thought when she had the nose job they would have fixed the bulbiness, maybe she was just having a “bad nose day”. I have them from time to time.
Oh she’s having a bad nose day alright!
What nose? I’m just seeing cleavage and midriff here.
Look up!
Yes, it does look funny. It reminds me of a Mii nose option.
Maybe it’s a gender thing, but hair is not the first thing that comes to mind when I think of Jennifer Aniston. Maybe it’s because I don’t have much hair…at least on my head. Like a lot of men my age it seems to grow everywhere I don’t want it to grow. And I’ll just leave it at that.
By the same token, her acting ability has never been that impressive either. At least not on the big screen. But she is easy on the eyes. I think making the switch from television to feature films has destroyed more careers than it’s helped. Maybe she needs another sitcom.
She was great in Friends with Money and The Good Girl. She played very different characters in those movies, the rest she is usually just playing a variation of Rachel from Friends. I don’t think she could go back to sitcoms. It hasn’t fared/faired (someone help me here) well for her other cast mates except for Courtney Cox though I have never seen her current show.
I’m actually kind of tired of all of them, to be honest. If Jen really wanted to get my attention, she should start a blog. 🙂
I laughed at the idea of Jen having a blog but then I remembered this post
today
http://moms.today.com/_news/2011/01/18/5839973-meet-the-newest-today-moms-blogger-mayim-bialik
and
thought, no, I’d have to lump her in with Brad and Angie.
Team Jolie here. 😉 Angelina — A fascinating woman on all levels. Jennifer? A pretty self involved, vapid little girl who really has nothing else to talk about but her hair. And you wonder why Brad left her. Seriously?
Seems to me the same could be said for Brad too. He is very pretty.
I don’t know any of these people so I couldn’t call any of them vapid. I do
know that both Brad lied about his involvement with Angie and Angie was
happy to get her hooks into Brad (and who wouldn’t be). It could have been
handled much better. They all make a shitload more money then I ever will so
in that regard I hate them all. I’d rather have Jen for a friend than Angie
cuz she will steal any boyfriend/girlfriend and probably children if she
wants them.
Jen just strikes me as pretty shallow. I don’t think I’ve ever heard her talk about anything other than herself. I still enjoy some of her performances though, although it would be great if she could find another part to play instead of just the same one over and over. Still, she has an appeal in those roles.
As for Angie stealing Brad, I’m sorry Jen got hurt, but I don’t buy into the notion of people “stealing” other people. And yes, it could have all been handled much better.
Jennifer is shallow, but in a very pretty way. If I had to choose between her and Angelina, though, it’d be Angelina all the way, so to speak. She’s complex, and I like that.
Wow! THAT’S Jennifer Anniston!?!
I think I’ll buy a farm in Idaho, just in case! 😉
Why does this not surprise me?
Funny fact: Jen’s hairstylist, Chris is a longtime friend of Brian’s, and mine. He even offered to do my hair for free once. Did I take him up on it? This legendary stylist who charges beaucoup bucks for a mere trim? Nope! I do my own hair. I have no idea what Chris thinks of Jen’s statement. For all I know, he may agree with her.
I cut my own hair too and maybe if I had a stylist I wouldn’t be wearing the same style for the last 42 years. I hear big hair is coming back.
I’d love to know what he though of her remark, can you ask him?
I was totally lost because I didn’t recognize her in the picture. Her lips seem bigger than normal.
It’s her nose, it’s messed up. I don’t know if that is because of the bangs or if she had a little work done. It’s wrong.
I’m perfectly comfortable with her new look. And her old look.
Okay, I was positive that was NOT JA in that photo. Her nose is all wrong. I seriously thought that was a photo of someone else.
I do not like those bangs and I predict that they will go away pretty soon. It will be gradual, she will start to style them a bit off her forehead and before you know it they’ll be gone.
I am really getting tired of her torso. Yeah, great. You work out and it shows. You’re tan and you like to wear bikinis in Mexico. Done with that.
And do not get me started on how often she wears a cotton T-shirt with no bra. I am really sick of her nipples. GD; give it a rest.
I will now refer to only as The Braless Wonder.
p.s. I know she can afford a bra.
She looks good.
10-4 Willy