Stop Trying To Bomb New York City!

For crying out loud terrorists, stop trying to bomb New York City! Why do you hate us so much? When I say 'us' I don't really mean us since I don't live anywhere near NYC, but I do mean 'us' as in U.S. Stop it, you're pissing me off. Midtown Manhattan is closed at the moment because of a suspicious cooler left on the street.