Damn You Tree Huggers!

Last Thursday was Earth Day. I know this because everyone was talking about offsetting their carbon footprint. I learned that my blog gives off 8lbs of CO2 each year and that my hair dryer emits 57 lbs of the stuff.  I won't ruin your day by telling you what your car, air conditioner, lawn mower or dishwasher puts out. I don't worry about offsetting my