Daughter: What can you buy for $5?

Me: I don’t know, do you have $5?

Daughter: No, but I will when I win the Trix Yogurt prize under the lid.

Me: We don’t have Trix Yogurt.

Daughter: We could go buy some with the $5 I’m going to win.

## Before I was able to post this she asked me this.

Daughter: Mom, how many seconds has it been?

Me: Since what?

Daughter: I don’t know.

Me: 30

Daughter: I ate my cookie in 30 seconds, did I win anything?

Me: Like what?

Daughter: $5

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