About Me
MOM | BLOGGER | WRITER | SMARTASS
I am fiercely loyal, protective and loving. I can also be a helluva bitch. Apparently I scare the shit out of my children’s friends. I’m okay with that. I use apostrophes incorrectly and have stopped worrying about it. I make a mean Bloody Mary and an even better Tater Tot Hot Dish.
I make my own wine, Kombucha and am pretty skilled at pickling things. When the dead start walking, I’m going to be okay. I believe Q-Tips are heaven sent and much better than sliced bread.
I’m a story teller. It’s so much easier to make a point through story than it is through argument. I’m not trying to change anyone’s opinion, but feel free to try to change mine. Discussion is always welcome.
I’ve experienced a lot of shit in my lifetime, but growing out my bangs was one of the most challenging things ever. I can recite all the dialog to Grease. I am most comfortable between 67°F and 69°F, preferably with low humidity, too bad I live in Minnesota.
THE BLOG
WHAT I’M RANTING ABOUT TODAY
My Mother Has Dementia and it Sucks!
My mother has had dementia for a long time but in the last six months she has really gone downhill -- and it sucks. I can't tell you how much
Open All The Stores On Thanksgiving!!
I love Thanksgiving. Let me just get that out there first. I love Thanksgiving. It's the perfect holiday. No gifts, great food and wine, family and friends if you're lucky (and
How I Tamed the Snowblower Beast
If we still had minstrels they'd write a song about how I tamed the snowblower beast - all by myself no less. As a Minnesota blogger I take on most
How to Prepare for and Survive a Minnesota Winter
It's coming, sooner than we'd hoped but just about on schedule, really. The powers that be at the weather center are predicting a Polar Vortex in the next 48 hours.
Seriously, what is UP with Paul George?
I'm not an Indiana Pacers fan at the best of times, but if there's one thing that's going to guarantee I won't be watching their games any time soon, it's
Is It Time To Worry About Ebola Yet?
Is it time to worry about ebola yet? Unless you've been living under a rock you've heard about ebola and how it has made its way to America. A few
Why Work With Me
WEBDESIGN • BLOGGING • SOCIAL MEDIA
In addition to all those things above, I am also a web designer, professional blogger and social media extraordinaire. If you need a website, I can help create just what you envision. Need a little help marketing your small business? I got your back, Jack. Want to learn how to make a living doing all of this right from the comfort of your home? I can help with that too.
WEB DESIGN
BLOGGING
SOCIAL MEDIA
Recent Work
WEBDESIGN | BLOGGING | SOCIAL MEDIA
“That’s been one of my mantras — focus and simplicity. Simple can be harder than complex; you have to work hard to get your thinking clean to make it simple.”
“I think if you do something and it turns out pretty good, then you should go do something else wonderful, not dwell on it for too long. Just figure out what’s next.”
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I’m proud to provide premier web design, blogging and social media services to those in the Twin Cities and all over the country. I provide affordable, timely and experienced creative services for small and large businesses. Whether you’ve had a web presence for years or you’re just starting to get your feet wet, I’m here to help you develop a professional, affordable and easy to manage online presence.
