Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber (Photo credit: cukuskumir)

This weekend the news sites and channels were all abuzz with the story that Justin Bieber had assaulted a photographer. According to all the serious news sources today Justin is an international fugitive because he is Canadian or something. I’m not really sure why he is an international fugitive but if he is it certainly gives him a bit more street cred, doesn’t it?

Lately the Biebs has been hanging with the likes of Mike Tyson who has been training Biebs how to throw a punch or two. Hopefully he won’t lose an ear.

I have a couple of problems with this story making headlines around the world.

First of all…who cares?

I don’t, and you don’t either.

No one cares if Justin Bieber was stalked by Paparazzo, in fact a bigger story would have been if they had ignored him. An even bigger story would have been if he went out and bought a regular pair of pants and wore them on his waist.

But no one is interested in those stories.

Second of all … Mike Tyson?


Who is advising Mr. Bieber? It can’t be anyone who is looking out for his best interest because Mike Tyson is an idiot and nothing good comes from associating with him. Just ask Robin Givens.

Thirdly – Justin needs to eat something a little more substantial than a few carrot sticks. He’s looking like Angelina’s Right Leg and that can’t be very attractive to Selena Gomez.

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