Wanna Get Laid for Valentine's Day? I Can Help!

February 12, 2010

Yes, I really can.

This week I have outdone myself with my newsletter. I have some great sponsors who have offers just for my readers. There are things in there that will guarantee you get some nookie for Valentine’s Day, even if you are by yourself this year.

If you haven’t already signed up, today is a great day to do it. The newsletter will be going out this afternoon so there is still a little time left.

For those of you who read me on Facebook, stop feeding the pigs for five minutes and get on over to Redhead Ranting to sign up for the newsletter. You can find the sign up box on the top right hand corner of the main page. Your crops will be fine and the mafia war will still be raging when you are finished.


I have posted all of the online Valentines Day specials on the Freebies and Coupons page so be sure to check them out. There is something for everyone from flowers to chocolate to stuff for adults only. There is also some free beer.

Have a great weekend everyone, and Happy Valentines Day!

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  • Reply peedee February 12, 2010 at 12:20 pm

    Ha! dunno about my pigs. lol I signed up oodles ago.
    .-= peedee´s last blog ..schitzo =-.

  • Reply Lola February 12, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    So will you be using your advice?

    (Have you sent the newsletter yet? It’s not in my email yet, just wondering.)

    I have a magic red lace bra (per request) so I don’t think I have anything to worry about.
    .-= Lola´s last blog ..Valentines Day Countdown… 3 days to go =-.

  • Reply Sheila Sultani February 12, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    With all those good deals I might even let my husband have it for free this valentines!
    .-= Sheila Sultani´s last blog ..Want Some Poop Pals? Try I-Poo =-.

  • Reply VetTech February 12, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    Your post reminded me of this tacky little plaque that my brothers hung in their bathroom when we were all growing up…. it was a big-boobed cartoon lady in a bathtub with a caption that said”Why do more women prefer Dial soap… cause Dial spelled backwards means happiness”
    .-= VetTech´s last blog ..Friday Nineties – Merril Bainbridge: Mouth =-.

  • Reply Jen February 12, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    Peedee: I know you did and thank you, you got some awesome deals.

    Lola: TMI! I sent it out around 3pm central time. I have a birthday party to host so I’m spending the day with my ex.

    Sheila: You crack me up, and your husband does too.

    VetTech: I never thought of Dial soap that way. I use Happy Goat Soap and couldn’t be happier. Maybe Pricilla should make one with a racier name?

  • Reply peedee February 12, 2010 at 5:31 pm

    hold up……you sent it at 4pm est (my time) and I dont have it yet….. i wont panick yet….
    .-= peedee´s last blog ..schitzo =-.

  • Reply Katherine February 13, 2010 at 8:46 am

    Well, I don’t want to get laid on valentine’s day, unless it is by Johnny Depp, of course. But I do love me some good deals – I’ll check it out!
    .-= Katherine´s last blog ..The Surgery That Almost Wasn’t =-.

  • Reply CatLadyLarew February 13, 2010 at 7:29 pm

    Wait! What happened to the instructions for getting laid?
    .-= CatLadyLarew´s last blog ..Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall…. Who’s that in the Arnolfini Portrait? Theme Thursday =-.

  • Reply Katherine February 14, 2010 at 11:35 am

    WTH is “getting laid”? I don’t know what the “laid” part means??

    Does this mean:

    a) been single too long?
    b) been around kids too long?
    c) have so many kids, my brain just “forgot” the terms for sex?
    d) been single too long??

    It’s been so long I don’t even want myself anymore. (sigh) But did I hear the word “free”?? That’ll perk me up a lot faster than this “laid” business. I KNOW what “free” and “deals” mean!

    Happy VD my friend. xx
    .-= Katherine´s last blog ..Wanna Win a Flip? The Video Boss & Patina Soul =-.

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