For the last several weeks I have been touring hotels for the Tribal Blogs 2011 Conference. I have been checking out the meeting rooms as well as the guest rooms at each hotel I have visited. While I was most happy with the Crowne Plaza, and booked that one, they all look about the same to me.
They look the same because not one of them has dog hair all over the bed or couch, there is no half eaten sandwich on the coffee table, of course there is no bunny poo, and none of the rooms smell like dirty sweat socks.
I can’t tell you how much I want to live in a hotel.
I want to live in a hotel too – mostly for the maid and room service!
Hear hear! I would want the room service too. And the TV all to myself. Oh, is there one in the bathroom? How awesome is it to have one in the bathroom!
So very awesome!
I get very tired of hotels very fast. Even the nice ones are not home. I like home best of all. Dog hair and all. Plus, I don’t want a slice of melon on my plate with my hamburger. That is just wrong. And the pillows are always wrong. I should pack mine and take it with me when I travel.
A tv in the bathroom would be awesome but if I had one at home the boy wouldn’t leave the bathroom ever.
Just give me the maid and room service in my house. That would do me ….. Though I do have Mo 😉
Maybe Mo needs to stay at a hotel for a while?
You’re not wrong there 🙂
Does room service bring apples?
They bring you whatever you would like.
Ahhh yes, a chocolate on the pillow and a million bed bugs between the sheets; you gotta love hotels.
The bed bug phenomena is one of those things that has always been there but just reported on more now for some reason. In fact ten years ago the bed bug situation was much worse than it is now.
I’m sure that’s true. Hotels have to be more careful now, in the internet age. A bed bug outbreak is bad for business.
Every time I get my annual round of bronchitis, I wish I could move into a hotel for a few days to recover so I totally understand.
That’s why I have children via c-section, I get 5 days in the hospital which is even better than five days in a hotel.
I just love how every time you go back to your room it looks just like it did when you left in the morning. I’m an obscene tipper as a result of this phenomenon.
If it looks like it did when you left does that mean you are one of those people who cleans the room before the maid gets there? I bet you are. I bet you do a better job than they would because you don’t want them to think you are a slob. Unless you are referring to Dave and the mess he can make while you are gone.
Yes, a little like that, but not a lot. I crumple things. I’m a crumpler. Which is why it’s so nice to have the bed made crisply again and all the pillows are back on the bed in military formation, and I have new towels to replace the blob I leave by the door.
I too want to live in a hotel. In Jamaica. Or Barbados. But I would settle for downtown Montreal.
Jamaica would be great but like you I could handle a Motel 6 in rural WI is that was offered.
I imagine it would get old after a while, but I’d like to have the chance to find out.
It can’t get any older than living with animal hair everywhere, whining kids, and a sink full of dishes. Not to mention the dirty laundry, there is never dirty laundry in a hotel.
Wow… It sucks to be you.
yeah it does, I didn’t even mention the bunny poo.
I’m there with you. Oh! Too bad we couldn’t both live there and then we could be like those effing punks Zach and Cody on that Disney show. I’ll be the stupid one as long as I can live in a hotel.
That’s how I differentiate them — the stupid one and the smart one. And every time I ask my kids which one is which I always say, “Is that the smart one?” Now if they’re going to catch the inference more power to them. So far, I don’t think they have, though.
Is the stupid one the one who is always hitting on the girls? I know London is really stupid but that seems to work for her.
Yes, he’s always goin’ for the girls plus he’s fat by comparison. I never ask, “Is Cody the fat one? But I always think it in my head before I say, “Is Cody the smart one?”
And yes, the stupid one is a genius compared to London.
I don’t want to live in a hotel. I want everyone else in my house to live in a hotel. Even the cat. Especially the cat.
I like that idea too, though I really want the maid service.
Nicky is very creative. Did anybody else notice that?
She is creative and there is a Charlie Sheen/Hotel thing that could be placed on Nicky, I just can’t come up with it this morning. (my kids don’t have school today and it’s snowing again, I can’t even come up with a word for ‘thing’)
Damn.
I’m With You, Sistah!!! I like to travel, by car, a lot. And when I get a chance to stay in a nice hotel, it’s heaven. Sure, I’ve stayed in my share of roadsides and slept in my clothes because even the sheets didn’t seem clean, but nothing beats a hotel where everything, I MEAN EVERYTHING, is clean.
I have always wanted to live in a hotel. I love the idea of having room service any time I am hungry and having someone to clean up after me. I think I was filthy rich in another life.
I think we all want to have wives.
What could be better than living at a hotel?? A good hotel. I mean really? It’d be like a dream come true!
What was that TV show about the people who ran the hotel? It was in the 80s I think and it was like Dynasty or Dallas. I don’t remember who was on it except for Barbra Streisand’s current husband whatshisname.
HAA! It was called Hotel! I loved that show!
I could live in a hotel. I’d definitely appreciate someone coming in to make my bed and tidy up every day!
And the people who do tidy up are so nice! You don’t have to nag them do pick things up, they get paid for doing it by someone else. It’s truly a wonderful concept.
I want to have the Aria Hotel from Vegas shipped here… and live in the sky suite we stayed in and have the free wine/chocolate strawberry/snacks bar in every room… that was the best gift I have ever been given! BUT I would want just a tiny bit of dog hair!
Not me. I want to get away from the dog hair. Of course I will be bringing it with me so when I leave they will have to vacuum all the stuff that was stuck on my slacks. Hairless dogs are looking better and better each day.
It really is nice when things are fresh and neat, and someone else has done all the work to make it that way. But I guess that’s why they get your money.
The room looks really nice. But how do you know about the lack of dirty sweat sock smell? My computer doesn’t have that capability I guess. 😉
You will have to trust me about the sweat sock smell. The rooms smell awesome because they have fresh flowers and chocolate and they don’t allow 12 year old boys in the hotel. It’s lovely.
I hate to bring this up, but have you ever seen those Dateline shows where they go in to hotel rooms with a forensic scanner? I don’t think you’d really want to live in a hotel. I mean, yes, conceptually, it sounds like a great idea, but even beyond the expense of it, I think there might be some hygienic issues as well. My skin is just crawling as I’m thinking about it.
It’s purely philosophical. I’ve seen the shows with the black lights and it
makes my skin crawl too but the idea of having someone come in every day and
vacuum and make the bed sounds wonderful. And not having a kitchen sounds
even better.
I’d hate have 20/20 show up and scan my house. The EPA would probably shut me down.
Ewwww!
You do know what they are scanning for don’t you? What the hell are you doing and don’t you use a towel or something?
It’s always been my dream to live in a hotel. Not a Crowne Plaza, although they’re very nice, but something more like a Marriott Residence Inn, where you can have two or even three rooms. I think it’d be heavenly to have somebody make my bed every day, and I could send out my laundry and get a shoe shine once a week, plus have a free breakfast in the morning and couple of free cocktails every evening.
Sigh.
I would rather live in a house hotel not a room hotel. ANd it must have garden and pool.
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