Things that piss me off

Crap!

December 11, 2008

Literally. Some irresponsible lazy ass jerk let his or her dog crap on my sidewalk and then didn’t pick it up. Don’t we have laws about this sort of thing? It’s right before Christmas and someone is tempting fate. This person deserves a big stinking lump of crap in their stocking.

I’m tempted to make a sign pointing to the excrement and telling them they have to clean this up. If it was warmer out I’d sit on my porch and just wait for the bad person to stroll by with their dog and then I would go out and shame them for this misdeed.

As you can see they left their gift right in the intersection of the sidewalks. The person most likely to encounter it is my paper carrier so I really have to leave a tip now. The mailman won’t be bothered by it since he doesn’t use the friggin’ sidewalk.

At least it’s cold out and its a frozen turd.

There is a special place in hell for people who don’t clean up after their animals. Karma’s a bitch!

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  • Reply Chat Blanc December 11, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    ohhhh i HATE that! 😛

  • Reply Ria December 11, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    Okay, I’ll admit it, I did it! (LOL) No, but in all honesty, I used to walk my dog without picking up her crap. I would usually try to walk her near the train tracks, but every now and then she’d have an accident on the sidewalk in front of someone’s home. After a while I realized how wrong that was, and started carrying poop bags with me.

  • Reply Jen December 11, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    Ria, thank you for sharing your secret and I am glad to hear that you have learned from your mistake. Don’t you feel better now?

  • Reply Tamika December 12, 2008 at 9:56 pm

    I hate that with a passion! We have a dog and he never poops in the neighbors’ yards. He doesn’t leave our yard without us and when we go for walks we don’t let him poop in anyone’s yard. Somehow, poop always ends up in our front yard (our dog only goes in the backyard, and this poop is much smaller than his poop). I’ve seen two neighbors with small dogs, but don’t know which one is the slacker. I wish I could catch the dog with his butt cocked over pooping and pop him right in the kisser with a BB! Clean up after your stinkin pet, people!

  • Reply Jen December 12, 2008 at 10:30 pm

    Tamika, don’t point the BB gun at the dog, it’s not their fault it’s the stinkin’ parent.

    If your really po’d wait around and find out who they are and then go crap in their yard. See if they like that!

    I’m often amazed at the size of poop that little dogs leave behind. Just something to think about.

  • Reply dana wyzard December 13, 2008 at 11:10 am

    But maybe it was a homeless pooch! He’s just been chased away from a warm corner on someone’s porch, and he just couldn’t keep running without lightning the load a little. Ah, come on. That had to be it!! We live in the country and we still take a plastic bag with us.

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