I’ve Officially Become A Redneck

Thanks to all the rain we had here in Minnesota, this past weekend, the transition is now complete and I am officially a redneck. That is my back yard. It now has a broken, smelly, Hide-a-Bed couch smack dab in the middle of it. Behind it is a smelly, foul, dirty and wet rug. I realize that I cannot officially lay claim to redneckhood because