I don’t even drink Diet pop and I lost 100 pounds. See…all you need to do is get into a relationship, spend almost 6 years in it, then get cheated on and dumped. Best diet plan in the world! I drink regular pop…not a lot, but several times a week. I can’t stand diet pop. If I’m going to drink something, it better be something that I can at at least enjoy.
But I like diet pop and can’t drink the real stuff because it is too sweet. I know all about losing weight after a break up. In fact, I should probably get involved with someone so they can dump me and I lose some weight.
My biggest weight losses were both after my divorces, about 30 lbs each time. Of course I had baby weight to lose as well. *sigh* I really need to get divorced again.
Redhead Ranting is the rantings of a frazzled, twice divorced mother of two who freelances and cares for two stupid dogs while writing her memoir against incredible and unbelievable odds (but will make a wonderful book one day).
What are friends for if they can’t call each other names?
Margaret knows I meant it with nothing but love and respect.
yup. 🙂
OMG! This sounds so much like conversations I have with Mike!!
It sounds like a lot of conversations I have.
I loved “Sorry, that just slipped out. I meant to say F*ck You.” Also, now I hate Margaret.
Now I am a little concerned that Margaret hasn’t stopped by to chime in and say it was all in fun.
Hi! Sorry I’m late! I was here earlier and something must have distracted me since I’m surprised to see I didn’t leave a comment earlier.
HA!!
Indeed.
🙂
LOL. That was pretty funny.
Love is all around!
I love Margaret and am happy for her success in getting off the Diet Crack and losing those pounds like a teenager.
If it’s any consolation, I’ve lost about 0 pounds in the last week.
It is a big consolation. Thank you for sharing that, I rescind that ‘bitch’.
I don’t even drink Diet pop and I lost 100 pounds. See…all you need to do is get into a relationship, spend almost 6 years in it, then get cheated on and dumped. Best diet plan in the world! I drink regular pop…not a lot, but several times a week. I can’t stand diet pop. If I’m going to drink something, it better be something that I can at at least enjoy.
But I like diet pop and can’t drink the real stuff because it is too sweet. I know all about losing weight after a break up. In fact, I should probably get involved with someone so they can dump me and I lose some weight.
Wait – I thought getting dumped made you gain weight. It would me, anyway.
My biggest weight losses were both after my divorces, about 30 lbs each time. Of course I had baby weight to lose as well. *sigh* I really need to get divorced again.