Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
My daughter wanted to wear green today. Her wardrobe consists mainly of pink and red but I recently bought her a green shirt and a pair of pants. However, because she spends ever other weekend with her father I wasn’t sure the green outfit was here.
I dug through her dresser and thankfully located both shirt and pants. I was happily surprised to see that the green on both items matched. I really thought I had done well and also dodged a bullet.
“That’s not green” she said when I presented the clothes to her.
“Sure it is” I insisted.
“No, that’s greenish blue”
I took a closer look and sure enough the shirt and pants were teal. Still close enough in my book.
The daughter was not having any of it and was getting ready to cry. At seven she is far too concerned with what other people think, specifically one little girl who will grow up to be a Mean Girl in high school, a leader of a clique.
I am surprised I haven’t bought more green clothing for her. She is a redhead and redheads wear green. Except my daughter’s favorite color is red so that is what we have. When she was younger I could get her anything I wanted, now that isn’t the case.
My daughter is a redhead but my son is a toehead. Actually right now his hair is jet black but that’s from a bottle. He is the only non redhead in the family. All of my nieces have red hair. When my son was little I dressed him in green, red and yellow. The same colors my nieces were wearing. At one point my sister in law remarked that I was dressing him as if he were a redhead.
Interestingly my son didn’t see himself dressed in shades of green. In every picture he drew of himself he is wearing a red shirt and blue pants, with yellow hair.
When my daughter came along I wasn’t as interested in dressing her like a redhead. Dressing her like a girl was much more entertaining. Her clothing was frilly, it had bows and beads, it was pink. It has remained that way ever since. The only other green item of clothing is a holiday dress in velvet. Not practical since it is not Christmas and it is two sizes too small.
We were running out of time and I had to get her moving. I told her I didn’t care what she wore but she needed to get something on quickly. She suggested we stop at Target and get a shirt with a few shamrocks on it. Luckily Target wasn’t open yet.
Daughter has recently decided that she needs glasses. She isn’t willing to get a second opinion however and is happy to wear my glasses. She has been begging me to let her wear them to school for the last couple of weeks.
I made a compromise.
“You can wear a pair of my glasses to school if you get dressed right now. I think I might even have a pair of green ones you can wear”
I have gobs of glasses. My father was an ophthalmologist and I used to work in his office. Save for one pair of prescription sunglasses, I have never lost a pair. I started digging through the junk drawer (which I have still not organized) looking for a pair of green glasses I was wearing around the time of my brother’s first marriage 20 some years ago. I couldn’t find the green ones but I did manage to find the red ones. Remember glasses in the 80’s? The lenses are so big they cover your cheeks. That’s what I had.
I tried to pass them off as unique. No one is wearing big glasses. You wear these and everyone will want a pair. I also tried to sell her on transition lenses. I told her to put them in the sun and they would turn into sunglasses. They didn’t work. I don’t know if they wore off or what but they remained regular old glasses.
She bought it.
Either my kid will be the trailblazer in her St. Patrick’s Day teal and huge red non transitioning glasses or she is going to come home in tears.
Thankfully, it’s Wednesday and her dad picks her up.
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I am cracking up over this. My daughter is 9. She only wears blue..and it has to be light blue. She only owns blue. Which causes issues when she has to wear other colors for school…I can usually convince her to wear a tee of mine or her step dad’s….
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Ah, the junk drawer rears its ugly head again…
I hope the day ends with cheers and not tears!
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Lee: We are set for Valentine’s day and we can pull off Christmas. All other holidays are a struggle. She does have one other green shirt, her soccer uniform, but she had to wear that last St. Patrick’s day and did NOT want to wear it this year.
Joe: I’ve accepted my junk drawer. If she doesn’t come home in tears from the outfit she will probably have them when I tell her we are having Corned Beef and Cabbage for dinner.
Ironically, she is much more Irish than the rest of us. Her dad is Irish, I am so little it barely counts. Of course, everyone is Irish today.
Poor little red-headed baby. Mom, teal is teal, and green is green! Are you trying to ruin her life?
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Linda: I think it is quite obvious that I am trying to ruin her life. Teal is just another shade of green, actually it’s a shade of blue.
Oh, this brings back the days of fights and tears over what my 3 girls didn’t have to wear. Oh, wait a minute, they still do that. *Sigh.* It never ends. Get used to years of tears over outfits. Fortunately, today went off without a hitch, since I have saved every dang St Patrick’s t-shirt I’ve ever bought over the years. (Which is quite a few.)
I hope her really groovy look is the hit of the school.
And I hate the mean girls in training. I want to so kick their little bratty asses.
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Funny. My father dressed me. He was one of those men who could buy clothes always in the perfect size so matter the size of the receiver.
He worked in trucking so I went to High School in a wardrobe that “fell off the truck.” Jones NY. Diane Van Furstenburg, Liz Claiborne. I was the best dressed high school kid around. And I didn’t appreciate it. *sigh*
If she has a strong personality she will carry it off. Once she shows weakness ….
I am so glad I am an old goat.
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I hope she comes home happy. Just saying. Clothes and girls just go together. Wait till she’s a teenager. The fun times as I remember.
Have a terrific day and Happy St. Patrick’s Day. 🙂
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I hope she has a fabulous day and she rates you tops…and dad will have to deal with that! If not, dad steal has to deal with it!
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Nobody can top you for creative compromise! Your old transitional lenses? I’m cracking up and totally impressed with your quick thinking.
Why is it that they wait until the morning to be in dire need of something?
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Oh, the rounds we went with our 12 y.o. SON over green clothes and green hair in the last 18 hours. He wanted a new St. Patrick’s day shirt AND green pants. I said ‘no’ to the latter. We found his shirt from last year, and that was good enough, until he found the green hair spray. Denying him that led to mr. mopey pants from the time he went to bed to the time he went to school today. Sigh.
Never a dull moment around your house!! I hope it all turns out OK at school for her!
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I can attribute 2 of the beatings by popular kids I got in Jr. High to not wearing green on St. Patrick’s Day. But, they looked for reasons to beat me up, so… yeah…
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If she’s anything like her mom a trailblazer for sure…..
Aw. You’re lucky she ‘bought’ it! And I sincerely HOPE she IS a trailblazer with her St Patty’s day ‘outfit’!
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Joann: I remember being a teenage girl but it didn’t start until I was 11 at least. She has a few years jump on me. I’d like to kick their little assess too.
Pricilla: Fell off the truck? Lucky you. My father took me shopping, at Sears. Thankfully I wore a uniform most of my school career otherwise I would have surely been the worst dressed kid.
Comedy Plus: I can’t wait…
SuziCate: Dad just called and won’t be able to pick her up until a couple hours after school. Keep your fingers crossed.
Buggys: I don’t know why they wait. And why can’t the school send some notes home about these things? Oh, yeah, they do. I just don’t look at them.
Tubist: Thankfully there was no request for green hair. I thought by 12 boys were pretty much easy to please and didn’t really care about that kind of stuff. I could see the green hair being cool though.
Stephanie: Me too. We shall see in about an hour.
MsDarkstar: Really? You got beat because you didn’t wear green? They took St. Patrick’s Day seriously there. Are you from Boston?
MOB: I am no trailblazer. Especially when it comes to fashion, unless wearing a fashion that is so old it just might be considered new again. You should see my shoulder pads.
Meleah: Every time I typed the word ‘outfit’ I thought of you.
HA! I was about that age when I badly wanted to wear glasses. I think I must’ve lied during my eye exam. But heck, I also faked a concussion.
I’m sort of a redhead and only recently got into the color green. I used to hate it. Well, I still hate that bright Kelly green, but I like more subdued tones.
I also like frills and pink.
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Awesome! When I was little my mother had me wear green to “represent” my Irish heritage and I hated it—I could wear green any other day but St. Patty’s.
Thanks for the post—I’m trying to picture the teal outfit with huge red glasses. You must take pictures to show them to her when she’s older and appreciates all the effort—so funny!
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OMG I hope she had an awesome day! Green Schmeen. Teach her how to make black and blue for that mean high school girl training!
I can’t wait to hear if you ruined her life!!! You will HAVE to tell! My dad always tried to dress me in plaid. Because I was a redhead. EW. He never won. My parents tried to dress me in green. Because I was a redhead. EW. It never happened. And yellow? Mom never dressed me in that b/c I almost died as a baby from jaundice – I was yellow head to toe. She just couldn’t put me in yellow. My redhead wears pink, purple, black, yellow, red, plaid, green… all at the same time most days. You will NOT be seeing her in Cosmo!
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JD: I am not the least bit surprised that you would fake your eye exam to get glasses. I did the same thing. Now I need them but I don’t wear them. I’ve always like the color green but have never worn it that much, certainly not kelly green. Forest green is okay. Frills and pink are always fun.
Kelly: She peeled herself out of it when she got home. Not because I ruined her day, but because it was 60 degrees and therefor shorts, tank top and flip flops weather. She is still wearing the glasses however. I love that you had to “represent”!
Mrsblogalot: The boys wears nothing but black, I wear mostly gray at this point, only because that’s how it comes out of the washer after the billionth time. I’m sure she will learn all about the wonder that is the color black soon enough. I think I started wearing it in 7th grade. She still likes frilly and loud colors, she can get away with them still.
Katherine: I didn’t ruin her day. I can see why your mom might want to skip the whole yellow thing. My son had jaundice when he was born. It was mild. Before I knew that he was jaundiced I was thrilled that he actually had some color to his skin. He looked tan. I thought, great, he won’t be pasty white like me. It cleared up in a day or two and I don’t think his skin has seen the sun since. Maddie wears those same kinds of outfits. Polka dots with stripes, clashing colors, all that, but she isn’t the only one, though she does take it to a new level. No cosmo modeling career for her either.
Ahahahahhahahah. That’s really funny. Great now I am forever linked to the word Outfit!
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I didn’t even both trying to find green for my youngest daughter. She only wears pink, purple and pink and purple. Thankfully she is too young to care. She has no Irish blood whatsoever and probably will never care about this holiday unless the dreaded peer pressure grabs her by the throat.
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You should have your daughter take something unique to school everyday, green glasses could turn into the next “pet rock”, = $$$ for you 🙂
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Couldn’t you just have pinned a dollar bill to her shirt? Green is green, right?
I would have made such a crappy mother.
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Loved this!
I have a 7 year old daughter as well and this story you told could have happened at my house!
I also have 3 sons so, she is The Princess! (and she knows it). 🙂
We have recently begun to have so small battles about clothing. She is starting to know what she likes, and what she doesn’t. It’s kind of hard for me to let go because.. well.. the boys clothes are SO BORING!!!!
The scene with the glasses… totally happened here too. I didn’t let her wear them but, she really wanted to.
You are a MUCH nice Mummy than I am. 🙂
((Hugs))
Laura
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She is the trendsetting queen! I cant wait to hear how it turned out!! Well?? She came home and changed but did she say anything??
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Meleah: but it is so cute how you put on your ‘outfit’ everyday. Will the ‘outfit’ be different in the summer?
Mom Zombie: Peer pressure and young girls go hand in hand. If they don’t hit it off I imagine Janene Garfalo from Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion.
Paul: They don’t have show and tell anymore. It’s too disruptive. I was informed that the teacher did not allow her to wear the glasses. When I asked why she said because she told the teacher they were mine and not her’s. What lesson might possibly be learned from that?
Jayne: It might have worked but the tooth fairy has all my cash.
Laura: Some Small Battles? You are lucky. Every battle is a rather large one around these parts. Mostly clothing and hair.
I was the only redhead out of six kids. My mom would not let me wear red, pink or purple – REFUSED to let me wear these colors. I think this is the basis for every problem I’ve ever had in my life. (What? It’s easier than blaming myself) I was traumatized. I’m glad you let your daughter choose what colors she wants to wear.
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lol! i can so relate with dealing with my 10-yr old daughter. way to sell the sunglasses!
i can’t wait to hear how her day went with them.
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Your son is a toehead?
What the Hell is that? Like..he has a toe on his forehead or something?
You think you’d be taking him to a specialist instead of writing a blog post. BAD MOM. BAD BAD MOM.
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Happy St Patricks day to you too – teal for a redhead – sounds great
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Redheads wear green? Hehe. I didn’t know that. Oh, my daughter is turning 7, but she was already behaving like your little girl around the age of 5. Pretty stubborn but damn, daughters are the cutest thing in the world, aren’t they? Have a great day!
Ryhen
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My goodness, she is only seven and all ready worried about appearence and clothing! I must have been a late bloomer cause I didn’t start worrying about that stuff till I was ten!
I hope it all worked out for her!
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Sweet.
You just need to remind daughter that everything you find for her is either recently “in”, about to be “in”, or so excellent that it should be “in”.
She probably won’t buy that, either….but at least you’ll have tried.
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oh bitch you wahnt me to hurt you fucking dumb bitch ass
I know…”teal” doesn’t quit cut it. Whatevah! come have a pina colada with me!
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shut the fuck up dumb bitch or i will kick your asss
I think it’s so funny that you put Sally Jessy Raphael glasses on her and sent her to school!
I have boys and they aren’t picky about what they wear (so far). The oldest is starting to get that tween attitude so I’m thinking it’s only a matter of time.
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Yes, the Outfit will be much different in the summertime! In fact, ‘The Outfit’ was different in this week’s post too! 🙂
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your mom
bitch get slap now