My daughter just came up to my office and asked me for two favors. I remind you that she is five.
Favor #1
“Check all my teeth to see if any are loose.”
Favor #2
“I want a cookie”
No cookie was given since she had one after dinner but I actually wiggled two of her teeth before I told her that was her job.
I clicked “comment” before I knew what I was going to say. The word verification says it all: “lazes”.
You crack me up!