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Something strange is happening in Arkansas. Last week more than 5000 birds fell from the sky over Beebe, Arkansas. The day before, near the city of Ozark, over 80,000 dead fish washed up on the shores of the Arkansas River which is about 125 miles away from Beebe.

Officials are scratching their heads trying to figure out what the heck is going on. Clean up crews wore Hazmat suits to clean up the birds, just as a precaution. Poisoning was not suspected because other animals that feasted on the birds have shown no signs of illness.

Usually when strange events such as these occur, the media rush out to interview the dumbest person they can find to get the most ridiculous quote (think back to Katrina and all the people they interviewed) possible. Because the events took place in Arkansas, ridiculous quotes are like shooting fish in a barrel.

“I’ve been to Iraq and back and not seen nothing like this,” Beebe resident Jeff Drennan told the local Fox News affiliate.

The experts might not know what is happening but I do, I read Stephen King and he laid all this out there last year when he published Under the Dome.

In a nutshell a huge dome is placed over a a small town in Maine. I’ve forgotten why it was placed there or who placed it but that wasn’t what the book was about. It was about what happens when people are isolated, how they behave, what happens to the law and justice and all that stuff.

I also forgot how the dome got lifted except I do remember a big explosion. It was a great read, just because I can’t remember it doesn’t mean it isn’t worth reading. It also makes a great doorstop since it is a mammoth book. Oh, and cats don’t like it when you throw it at them in the middle of the night because they keep bugging you for something at 2am, either.

I promise you the experts won’t have any answer about what happened. Of the birds that have been tested so far they are showing signs of blunt force trauma. Think about that, 5000 birds hit something. The only explanation is a dome placed over Arkansas by our government or aliens. My guess, it was aliens. If our Government had the technology to place a dome over a city I’m sure our current administration would put a lid on Alaska (provided Sarah Palin was home at the time).

It had to be aliens.

Why would aliens want to dome off Arkansas?

It’s just more efficient to dome off a city in Arkansas than reabducting all those people for the follow up tests.

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