I haven’t been blogging much lately. No one has, it’s summer, Facebook is so much easier and there are only so many things you can write about and I blew my wad years ago by writing every day – sometimes twice. But with the recent development of celebrity naked selfies I just have too much to say. Seriously how dumb is Jennifer Lawrence to take naked photos and store them in the cloud?*

I’ve also refrained from blogging because I don’t want to offend people. I don’t know when that happened but it probably took root when I started getting more traffic and more and more people in real life knew I had a blog.

No longer was my little space on the internet a secret. I have clients, ex husbands (and his lawyer) and family who are all aware of my blog and knowing they might be reading it makes me careful of what I might say.

Well, fuck that.

I’ve got a lot to say and I’m not going to worry about what other people think about it. They already think the things I worry about them thinking of me already or they never will. And they would be right to.

Ya still with me?

Anyway, stay tuned for more ranting in the coming weeks (if you’re still reading this). I’ve got a lot to say about naked celebrity selfies, our politicians, public school, ass surgery and all kinds of other things.

If you’re still blogging leave a comment, I’m going to start reading blogs again, too.

God, I hope this isn’t the pain killers talking.

* I don’t think Jennifer Lawrence is stupid, I like her and feel bad that she has been chosen as the face of this scandal. At least she copped to them being pictures of her. And, the cloud is confusing, if I were to take naked pictures of myself I’d probably have some up there too, though would have no way of knowing.