Size Matters But A Huge Teddy Bear Will Not Get You Laid

Happy Valentine's Day It's that time of year again. Valentine's Day is just around the corner and the people at the Vermont Teddy Bear Co have come up with another brilliant ad campaign. It's called Size Matters and the idea is if you buy your sweetheart a huge teddy bear you will get some. Of course to cover all bases the hapless men are encouraged to

Size Matters But A Huge Teddy Bear Will Not Get You Laid2013-02-03T12:44:29-06:00

Bad Dog

File this under I Should Have Known Better. I put away all the remotes, coasters, books and anything else that was lying around at puppy eye level. I've learned my lesson, I thought, as I picked up my daughter's favorite teddy bear and locked it in her room for safe keeping. Then I left the house to go to the Y for a quick work

Bad Dog2012-12-12T13:08:14-06:00

Top 5 Worst Valentine’s Day Presents

Image by blmurch via Flickr Valentine's Day is just around the corner which means if you are a typical guy you haven't even begun to think about what to get for that special lady. Have no fear, I am here to help you. You've probably seen a lot of TV commercials for the perfect gift, one that is sure to get you laid,

Top 5 Worst Valentine’s Day Presents2011-02-11T17:54:21-06:00

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