Gwyneth Goes Slumming on $29 Per Day

You'd think the big news in the past week was that Hillary Clinton announced (officially) that she is running for president but that hardly made a ripple on social media. Instead there was a crack in the ozone when Gwyneth Paltrow announce via Twitter that she was taking the #FoodBankNYCChallenge promoted by her friend Mario Batali. The goal of the project is to bring awareness to

Gwyneth Goes Slumming on $29 Per Day2015-04-15T15:40:55-05:00

I Almost Slept With Anthony Weiner While Reading Sticky Readers

I almost slept with Anthony Weiner while I was listening to Casey Anthony confess that she killed Caylee. See what I did there? I hooked you in. Now you want to know all the details of how I almost slept with Anthony Weiner and you are just dying to know how I got the scoop on Casey Anthony's confession that she murdered her daughter. I

I Almost Slept With Anthony Weiner While Reading Sticky Readers2011-06-17T09:03:32-05:00

WTF?! Grocery Store Edition

I was floored this morning when I stopped at the grocery store to pick up some Mayo and some bread for the kids' lunches. When the hell did Hellman's (Best Foods for you guys in the west) start selling for $7! Last month I picked up a huge jar on sale at Walgreen's for $2.99. How could food prices go up so high in just

WTF?! Grocery Store Edition2011-03-27T14:49:03-05:00

That’s What She Said

I talk to myself a lot. I also think out loud. Normally this isn't a problem because I work from home and no one is around to hear me except the cat and the dog. When I have to make an important phone call I often practice the conversation. I consider what the other person would say so that I could have a response ready.

That’s What She Said2010-02-07T19:46:44-06:00

Road Rage in the Grocery Store and Happy Goat Soap

I hate going to the grocery store. There are three grocery stores in my neighborhood. There is the fancy dancy, hip, carpeted grocery store where the parking lot is filled with Mercedi and Lexi, the food is overpriced and the people who shop there like everyone else to think they have a lot of money because they are happy to spend four times what everyone

Road Rage in the Grocery Store and Happy Goat Soap2009-03-23T12:20:00-05:00

Thinking of Having Kids?

I did not write this but I wish I had and I wish I had read it prior to Memorial Day weekend 1992. Thinking of having kids? Do this 11 step program first! Lesson 1 1. Go to the grocery store. 2. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office. 3. Go home. 4. Pick up the paper. 5. Read it for

Thinking of Having Kids?2008-04-17T16:41:00-05:00

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