And I thought my marriages were short! Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from her husband, whose name escapes me, after just 72 days. Not coincidentally, Kim Kardashian filed for divorce on the 30th anniversary of Harry Potter’s parents death.

I have no idea what either of those have to do with one another but thought it was interesting.

Kim Kardashian doesn’t have the shortest marriage on record, not by a long shot. Britney Spears was married a scant 55 hours to her childhood friend Jason Alexander, but even she was wed for ages compared to Robbin Givens who was married to Syetozar Mrinkovic for all of 7 MINUTES!!!!

Yes, we wouldn’t want to pass any kind of law allowing gay folks to get married because that would totally belittle the institution of marriage.