I Hate My Cat

I've had it with the cat. Each night she wakes me up at 2am. I don't know what she wants because she doesn't tell me. When she wakes me she runs to the basement where her food dish and litter box are kept. I check both to make sure one is filled and the other is empty and then I go back to bed.  

I Hate My Cat2011-03-11T13:53:17-06:00

Talking to Myself

The kids get out of school in ten more days. Yay. I am looking forward to not having to nag about homework for a few months and I am also really excited about not having to wake the dead each morning. I'm not looking forward to feeding the children now that they are home all day but I'm getting used to that. I know that

Talking to Myself2010-06-01T11:20:31-05:00

Questions I’m Too Ashamed to Ask Google

1. Why does Proctor & Gamble make their Tide measuring cap the same color as their detergent? 2. Why does my cat hate me? 3. What is so irresistible about a just cleaned window that it must be kissed over and over again? 4. Does anyone know how to fold fitted sheets? 5. What is on Stanley's head?

Questions I’m Too Ashamed to Ask Google2010-05-27T10:00:00-05:00

Blogs I Hate

Image via Wikipedia I've been noticing a trend lately, maybe you have too. If someone finds a unique hook, writes something radically different or changes their theme to a never before used design, everyone else does the same thing. This needs to stop. I wrote a while ago how bloggers were getting their periods at the same time. I said it in jest and to

Blogs I Hate2010-03-12T05:33:14-06:00

Cats Who Can’t Spell

I've noticed that there are a lot of stupid cats on the interwebs. Have you noticed this? It seems this is everywhere. Daisy has no problem spelling, Harley sometimes needs a little help but he tries. These cats don't even try. I'm not even sure they are sounding out the words. I find it irritating that our felines are getting stupid. I expect dogs to

Cats Who Can’t Spell2009-02-17T20:07:00-06:00

Damn Cat

I hate my cat. I am not a cat person, apologies to all of you who are but I have a cat for one reason only. To kill the bugs and little rodents around my house. Actually I don't have mice in my house anymore unless the damn cat brings one in but when we lived at our other house she was a veritable mouse

Damn Cat2008-12-16T06:13:00-06:00

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Redhead Ranting is the rantings of a frazzled, twice divorced mother of two who freelances and cares for two stupid dogs while writing her memoir against incredible and unbelievable odds (but will make a wonderful book one day).

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