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Questions That Are Too Stupid To Ask Google

February 4, 2011
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You know that old saying “There are no stupid questions only stupid answers/people”? Well I am here to tell you there are stupid questions, a lot of them. Presumably the are asked on Google by stupid people and inevitably they end up on my blog.

Do redheads make good parents?

I get why they are here, I’m a redhead and I write a lot about parenting, but really, WTF?

Are redheads the product of incest?

Just eww.

Do redhead vaginas really have teeth?

I have written about vaginas but never did I mention the teeth.

What color should I paint my house?

Red

How old am I?

This came from the post I wrote when I realized I had aged myself a whole year. So, maybe it isn’t such a stupid question after all.

Where are my teeth?

I talked about my daughter losing her teeth, a lot, in fact way more than I should, but I imagine this came from some poor old lady who had left her teeth on the lunch tray at Taco Bell.

Can a dad bring his son to get his ears pierced?

Nope. Only moms can bring daughters to get their ears pierced, sons have to do it in the locker room. My daughter has had her ears pierced, let them close and then pierced again.

So you see, there are stupid questions. The internet might be filled with knowledge but most people are still doing really stupid things with it.

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  • Reply babs (beetle) February 4, 2011 at 10:27 pm

    Are these real Google questions? Is the world really full of such unbelievable stupidity?

    • Reply redheadranting February 4, 2011 at 10:33 pm

      These are the questions people ask Google and then Google sends them to my blog. I’m not really sure what Google thinks of me.

  • Reply Lisa Griffiths February 4, 2011 at 10:30 pm

    What was that Gump saying…stupid is as stupid does…more like stupid is asking before you think…oh, yeah. They don’t have a freakin’ brain!

  • Reply Jayne February 4, 2011 at 10:47 pm

    Very clever post, my friend. But I would expect nothing less from a redhead. 😉

  • Reply Madge February 4, 2011 at 11:00 pm

    I just showed this to my red headed boss lady. She laughed so hard, she really liked the red headed children a product of incest question.

  • Reply Nicky February 4, 2011 at 11:04 pm

    Do redheads know everything?

  • Reply Pricilla February 4, 2011 at 11:18 pm

    Sometimes I wonder what you humans are about. You should just me. I am a wise goat and I know all. And if I don’t know I will butt you

  • Reply Linda Medrano February 5, 2011 at 4:03 am

    Do these questions only apply to real redheads (like yourself) or all redheads?

  • Reply mrsblogalot February 5, 2011 at 1:50 pm

    You’re lucky. I always wanted to be the Go-To Redhead. Imagine all the dumb questions there would be for a blonde?…no, better not.

  • Reply Katherine Murray February 6, 2011 at 5:58 am

    Vaginas and teeth? Does that mean they want to know about red heads and snapping… uh. Um. Never mind.

  • Reply meleahrebeccah February 6, 2011 at 7:53 pm

    “Do redhead vaginas really have teeth?” WTF? OMG.

  • Reply Boom Boom Larew February 7, 2011 at 10:24 pm

    Actually, these sounded more like blond questions than redhead questions…

  • Reply Rachele February 8, 2011 at 12:15 am

    Am I the only one who doesn;t ask Google questions? I just type key words. Never questions. Am I doing it wrong? Maybe I should ask it that. Still wondering about the teeth/vagina thing… but I would NEVER ask, lol.

  • Reply cardiogirl February 9, 2011 at 11:02 am

    Excellent post, Jen! It’s hard to find a favorite question but I think I have to go with “Are redheads the product of incest?”

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    F?

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