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Kim Kardashian Files For Divorce From What’s-His-Name After 72 Days

October 31, 2011

And I thought my marriages were short! Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from her husband, whose name escapes me, after just 72 days. Not coincidentally, Kim Kardashian filed for divorce on the 30th anniversary of Harry Potter’s parents death.

I have no idea what either of those have to do with one another but thought it was interesting.

Kim Kardashian doesn’t have the shortest marriage on record, not by a long shot. Britney Spears was married a scant 55 hours to her childhood friend Jason Alexander, but even she was wed for ages compared to Robbin Givens who was married to Syetozar Mrinkovic for all of 7 MINUTES!!!!

Yes, we wouldn’t want to pass any kind of law allowing gay folks to get married because that would totally belittle the institution of marriage.

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  • Reply Pricilla October 31, 2011 at 7:36 pm

    Kim Kardashian was married…..who knew?

    • Reply redheadranting November 1, 2011 at 2:49 pm

      I know, I can’t keep all of them straight. I can, however, now spell their name without having to double check it.

  • Reply nonamedufus October 31, 2011 at 9:42 pm

    Britney was married to Jason Alexander? (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.) Oh, not THAT Jason Alexander.

    I think Kim still has it for Reggie Bush. You now what they say. Once you’ve had a Running Back you never go back.

    • Reply redheadranting November 1, 2011 at 2:48 pm

      Thank you, I was trying to come up with something about the name Jason Alexander but couldn’t find one that people would understand. I was thinking of it in terms of Britney fans though and figured they don’t know who the real Jason Alexander is. Yours was great. Next time you can write the jokes.

    • Reply redheadranting November 1, 2011 at 2:48 pm

      Oh, I have no idea who Reggie Bush is. Is he related to the former president?

      • Reply nonamedufus November 1, 2011 at 4:29 pm

        Reggie Bush, an Afro-American, is a Running Back for the Miami Dolphins football team. He and Kim were doing the nasty before “what’s his name” came along.

        Is that line any funnier now?

  • Reply meleahrebeccah October 31, 2011 at 10:10 pm

    Straight people make a
    mockery of marriage every day. The fact that Kim was allowed to marry for profit and same-sex couples are NOT allowed
    to marry for love in this country offends me. Such bullshit.

    • Reply redheadranting November 1, 2011 at 2:46 pm

      Okay I totally agree with you about how gay people should be able to get married, however, I would totally get married again if I could make $17 Million doing it.

  • Reply Shawn October 31, 2011 at 11:43 pm

    so, you are saying she is available?

  • Reply Alura Delorean November 1, 2011 at 12:18 am

    I sortve have to laugh that you don’t know who Kim Kardashian was married to because the guy is from Minnesota and not that I’ve paid tons of attention, but apparently Kris Humphries wants to settle down and have babies in Minnesota and Kim Kardashian wants to keep being famous… which apparently you can’t do in Minnesota.

    And, yeah… I’ll get married again when EVERYONE who wants to get married can get married. And I find a 90 yr. old filthy rich guy.  Who writes me into his will before we’re married.  Ummm, yeah…. I don’t think I’m ever getting married again.

    • Reply redheadranting November 1, 2011 at 2:45 pm

      I had no idea. Whew, we dodged a bullet then, didn’t we?

  • Reply Loladiner November 1, 2011 at 2:37 am

    It kind of seemed like a sham from the beginning.  Didn’t they rush to get married so they could make it part of her show?  Ugh!  Don’t really care for them.

    I’m baaaack!
    New blog posts begin 11/01/11
    http://lolasdiner.blogspot.com

    • Reply redheadranting November 1, 2011 at 2:44 pm

      Yay!!! You’re back!!!!

      I don’t know if it was a sham, I don’t do the Kardashians because, well, they don’t have aliens or unsolved mysteries. I didn’t know who the guy was but apparently he is from here so that tells you how much I don’t pay attention to them.

  • Reply Frogsinmyformula November 2, 2011 at 1:41 am

    He looks so sleazy. I’m just glad they didn’t have kids. 

    • Reply redheadranting November 2, 2011 at 2:19 am

      I don’t know, it looks like it might have been challenging for them to have kids together based on the pictures I saw of them standing next to each other.

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