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March 5, 2011

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  • Reply Lanita Moss March 6, 2011 at 8:15 pm

    What are friends for if they can’t call each other names?

  • Reply Nicky March 7, 2011 at 12:26 am

    OMG! This sounds so much like conversations I have with Mike!!

  • Reply JunkDrawer March 7, 2011 at 10:44 am

    I loved “Sorry, that just slipped out. I meant to say F*ck You.” Also, now I hate Margaret.

    • Reply redheadranting March 8, 2011 at 3:41 am

      Now I am a little concerned that Margaret hasn’t stopped by to chime in and say it was all in fun.

      • Reply Margaret (nannygoats) March 9, 2011 at 7:22 pm

        Hi! Sorry I’m late! I was here earlier and something must have distracted me since I’m surprised to see I didn’t leave a comment earlier.

  • Reply meleahrebeccah March 7, 2011 at 8:56 pm

    HA!!

  • Reply Ferd March 8, 2011 at 12:17 am

    LOL. That was pretty funny.
    Love is all around!

    • Reply redheadranting March 8, 2011 at 3:39 am

      I love Margaret and am happy for her success in getting off the Diet Crack and losing those pounds like a teenager.

      • Reply Margaret (nannygoats) March 9, 2011 at 7:24 pm

        If it’s any consolation, I’ve lost about 0 pounds in the last week.

        • Reply redheadranting March 9, 2011 at 7:28 pm

          It is a big consolation. Thank you for sharing that, I rescind that ‘bitch’.

  • Reply Lolasdiner March 8, 2011 at 2:08 am

    I don’t even drink Diet pop and I lost 100 pounds. See…all you need to do is get into a relationship, spend almost 6 years in it, then get cheated on and dumped. Best diet plan in the world! I drink regular pop…not a lot, but several times a week. I can’t stand diet pop. If I’m going to drink something, it better be something that I can at at least enjoy.

    • Reply redheadranting March 8, 2011 at 3:40 am

      But I like diet pop and can’t drink the real stuff because it is too sweet. I know all about losing weight after a break up. In fact, I should probably get involved with someone so they can dump me and I lose some weight.

      • Reply Margaret (nannygoats) March 9, 2011 at 7:23 pm

        Wait – I thought getting dumped made you gain weight. It would me, anyway.

        • Reply redheadranting March 9, 2011 at 7:27 pm

          My biggest weight losses were both after my divorces, about 30 lbs each time. Of course I had baby weight to lose as well. *sigh* I really need to get divorced again.

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