Ex Husbands Ex#2

Ex Husband and Hardware Part 2

April 2, 2008

I didn’t hear back from my ex yesterday. He never responded to my text about strap-ons so this morning I sent him another text asking if he got the last one. He had recently changed phone numbers so I thought maybe he didn’t have text messaging set up for the new phone.

Me: did you get my message?

Him: yesterday?

Me: yes, the one about the strap-on

no response for several minutes

Me: for the grill.

no response

Phone rings, it’s him.

Him: uh, I didn’t pick up anything, was I supposed to?

Me: No, I was double checking with you about the kind of hardware I need to pick up for the grill.

Him: Well, what did you get?

Me: I didn’t get anything because I didn’t know if I needed a strap-on or a double ended dildo. I was waiting for you to tell me what you wanted.

At this point I’m just playing with him. I know he is at work and within earshot of the guys, he’s a contractor. The thing is I can’t figure out if he remembers the original conversation or if he thinks I want to “play” with him. And I can’t tell if he is joking with me by playing dumb.

Him: maybe I should just get the stuff and come over and take care of it?

the call is dropped before I can say anything.

Stay tuned…

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  • Reply GDad April 2, 2008 at 12:06 pm

    Are we going to have to make you wear a scarlet “I” for “instigator”?

  • Reply Jen April 2, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    It’s too much fun I can’t resist.

  • Reply Bill April 2, 2008 at 9:27 pm

    I can’t wait to see if he brings stuff from Home Depot or an adult bookstore.

  • Reply Alison May 13, 2010 at 2:26 pm

    I am on the edge of my seat. Wow this post is old! Or is it a booboo?

    • Reply redheadranting May 13, 2010 at 2:28 pm

      It's old, before anyone read my stuff.

      • Reply Alison May 13, 2010 at 8:42 pm

        Oh okay! Yay I was the first to reply in 2010. 😛

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