If you're wondering how to fit in when visiting the Twin Cities for the Super Bowl, I'll save you all kinds of time. You can't. Sure, you can dress warmly (though that is the first clue you aren't from here), and you can even adopt a quasi Fargo accent, you still won't fit in. Hell, I was born here and have lived here for most
Skol! That was a helluva game last night. It looked like a typical Minnesota Vikings end of season. They held a 17 point lead agains the Saints for most of the game and then they didn't. There were seconds left on the clock, no way they could win, but they did. I don't need to recap the game, you probably saw it when it happened
I love my Fitbit. It motivates me to get off my ass and get out and do some walking. That's a great thing and it's helped me to lose a some weight I've been trying to shed. I can't say enough good things about the Fitbit. Except, it doesn't break down my Fitbit steps. I do, on average, 16000 steps each day. I walk each morning,
Evidently, Beyoncé has single handedly* increased sales at Red Lobster because of her new song Formation. Apparently, when he fuck her good, she takes his ass to Red Lobster. No shit, those are the lyrics to her newest song (anthem, really) that she performed (I think) during the Super Bowl half time show this past weekend. I'm not really sure if she performed it because
**If you haven't seen last night's episode of The Walking Dead then now is your chance to leave. I'll be discussing major spoilers. If you caught The Walking Dead last night, Season 6 Episode 3, you know that there is some question as to the death of beloved character Glenn. Glenn was pulled into a herd of walkers when Nicolas, the dumbass who tried to
Have you seen this commercial for Depends Undergarments? It's the latest commercial for adult diapers that's aimed at the younger Baby Boomers. It's a cute commercial with a woman who tries Depends Undergarments for the weekend. Because she is wearing the diapers she can do all kinds of things she wouldn't otherwise do, I guess. The sales pitch is to try Depends for the weekend.
By now you've seen this video called What Does the Fox Say. It's catchy, it's well produced and it's almost as annoying as that Friday video by what'shername? I apologize if you haven't seen this video before because now the song will be stuck in your head for near eternity. Or until another equally annoying song/video/meme comes along and kicks it to the curb.
I was floored this morning when I stopped at the grocery store to pick up some Mayo and some bread for the kids' lunches. When the hell did Hellman's (Best Foods for you guys in the west) start selling for $7! Last month I picked up a huge jar on sale at Walgreen's for $2.99. How could food prices go up so high in just
Jonathan Yuhas, my local weatherman at Kare11, said this morning* that by the end of the week we could see some tulips poking through the ground. I don't think so. Temps aren't supposed to be higher than the lower 50s with most nights still reaching the 30s. It was 17 F this morning. I know a lot of you people in the rest of the
You know that old saying "There are no stupid questions only stupid answers/people"? Well I am here to tell you there are stupid questions, a lot of them. Presumably the are asked on Google by stupid people and inevitably they end up on my blog. Do redheads make good parents? I get why they are here, I'm a redhead and I write a
